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[audible laugh]

i really have been trying to ignore the news. really i have. but this one – *checks date*- has to be a joke right? fake news? please? hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen no, it’s probably real and, in this dumb blogger’s opinion, very predictable. will update with more later, but for now consider this: Traditional-Communist/Neo-Conservative nation with a historyContinue reading “[audible laugh]”

“Yes, Indeed, By Night We All Get Them…”

nothing rambly today – no news is good news, amiright? anyway, youtube’s spooky algorithm has done it yet again and delivered me this classic, right on time and relevant as ever: stay tuned, wash your hands, and remember: Remain Indoors!

subject: happy long weekend! (or, The World Is Cancelled)

Subject: happy long weekend; The World Is Cancelled From: ngtv_fdbk To: you bcc: all_the_humans@lists.earth.com Subject: happy long weekend; The World Is Cancelled “IS IT A CRISIS, OR A BORING CHANGE?” Well, this is fun, isn’t it?  The entire world has been cancelled due to a novel strain of a virus that just can’t seem to getContinue reading “subject: happy long weekend! (or, The World Is Cancelled)”